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FFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKK Women's Crew Socks. Stylish and comfortable! Fits ladies' shoe size 5 to 10.
Fabric Content: 80% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 5% Spandex
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Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future.
For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card...
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Fine, you don’t “like Creed”, but how do you know all the lyrics?
This funny 3D birthday card is for the rocker who cranks the volume so loud every neighbor is on the stairway to heaven with ‘em. The front cover proudly celebr...
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Oh, honey.
Give that sassy spitball the only thing they want more than to be cuddled...Some magical dick!!! As this dirty 3d greeting card is opened with the fervor of a thousand queens, you can hear a barbershop quartet singi...
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Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude f**kers on your level.
Well, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3d joke card. A very loud “hey!” o...
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Toot! Toot! All aboard the laughter express, fueled 100% by your dads smelly farts.
Always wanted to call someone close to you an old fart, but can’t work up the nerve to do it? No worries, just let this old farter do it for y...
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Give that bachelor the only thing better than a wife–a dark, humid room and fistful of singles.
The “live nudes” neon sign on the front cover of this 3d card lures any self-respecting heathen to open sesame. As they open your ...
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Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3d dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “your package has arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card com...
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Preshrunk; 17" x 28" (approx), printed image 10.25" x 5". Wash cold, delicate cycle, tumble dry. Light iron if needed. Wash dark colors separately. Do not bleach. Towel made in India; printed in USA. 100% cotton flat weave dish...