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Fine, you don’t “like Creed”, but how do you know all the lyrics?
This funny 3D birthday card is for the rocker who cranks the volume so loud every neighbor is on the stairway to heaven with ‘em. The front cover proudly celebr...
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Oh, honey.
Give that sassy spitball the only thing they want more than to be cuddled...Some magical dick!!! As this dirty 3d greeting card is opened with the fervor of a thousand queens, you can hear a barbershop quartet singi...
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Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude f**kers on your level.
Well, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3d joke card. A very loud “hey!” o...
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Toot! Toot! All aboard the laughter express, fueled 100% by your dads smelly farts.
Always wanted to call someone close to you an old fart, but can’t work up the nerve to do it? No worries, just let this old farter do it for y...
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Give that bachelor the only thing better than a wife–a dark, humid room and fistful of singles.
The “live nudes” neon sign on the front cover of this 3d card lures any self-respecting heathen to open sesame. As they open your ...
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Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3d dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “your package has arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card com...
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Curvy girls! You will not be left out! We got you! This amazing set is perfect under that little black dress or a slouchy sweat shirt. Pretty much you can pair with anything or nothing!
90% Nylon
10% Spandex
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If you’re doing some heavy drinking, stay close to the toilet, eh?
Before you pray to the porcelain god, take some shots with the squad. This 2-pack of toilet shot glasses is a must for any party.
* set of 2 toilet shot gla...
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SLOW LOTION - Prime Line (100ml) The Loovara "Slow Lotion" massage oil with hemp and red poppy seeds ensures a lot of pleasure and relaxation during the massage. The CALMING OIL with selected natural ingredients is very well to...
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RUBBELMOHN - Prime Line (100ml) The Loovara "Rubbelmohn" massage oil with hemp and red poppy seeds ensures a lot of pleasure and relaxation during the massage. The CALMING OIL with selected natural ingredients is very well tole...
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* Bullet Cock Cover- Ribbed Penis-Works great in Foreplay with your vibrator-knotty for your Loved Ones-Addon for your Bullet Vibrators * Add no's for your vibrator Bullet Cock Cover- Works in Foreplay-knotty for your Loved One...
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Boobs and bits….what a lovely foamy soap for all over the body! Fragranced with zesty orange and heavenly grapefruit. It’s a cheeky treat! A fun gift and a seriously lovely product. It truly smells sublime, lathers up beautiful...