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Add a hint of sparkle to your bachelorette or birthday celebration with this collection of fun penis themed Glitterati items!
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Add a hint of sparkle to your bachelorette or birthday celebration with this hilarious cake topper!
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Recognize the Olympic-level fucker in your home, office, or team with the FU Finger Trophy. This 6-inch trophy is fully customizable for that unique fuckwad. Choose from our favorite accomplishments such as #1Boss, Winner, Part...
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Our Happy F'ing Birthday Collection is a glittering gold statement on non-shedding glitter paper. This elegant cake topper is a hilarious accessory for any birthday party and is our newest addition to the Happy Fucking Birthday...
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Oh, honey.
Give that sassy spitball the only thing they want more than to be cuddled...Some magical dick!!! As this dirty 3d greeting card is opened with the fervor of a thousand queens, you can hear a barbershop quartet singi...
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Give that bachelor the only thing better than a wife–a dark, humid room and fistful of singles.
The “live nudes” neon sign on the front cover of this 3d card lures any self-respecting heathen to open sesame. As they open your ...
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Funny men's novelty crew socks "Multiple Orgasm Donor." Stylish and comfortable! Fits men's shoe size 7 to 12. 80% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 5% Spandex.
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Give that motorboatin’ son-of-a-bitch a funny boner.
The outside of this naughty 3d boobs card hilariously illustrates six types of bare-chested titties - jugs, ta-ta’s, boobies, breasts, knockers and cans. When the tongue-dra...
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Toot! Toot! All aboard the laughter express, fueled 100% by your dads smelly farts.
Always wanted to call someone close to you an old fart, but can’t work up the nerve to do it? No worries, just let this old farter do it for y...
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Size: 1 inch
Stone is orange calcite. These are self standing
Since these are natural stones each one will look slightly different.
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Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3d dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “your package has arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card com...
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Men's novelty crew socks "Ringmaster Of The Shit Show." Stylish and comfortable! Fits men's shoe size 7 to 12. 80% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 5% Spandex.