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The surprise dong seen ‘round the world.
Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD...
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Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future.
For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card...
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Fine, you don’t “like Creed”, but how do you know all the lyrics?
This funny 3D birthday card is for the rocker who cranks the volume so loud every neighbor is on the stairway to heaven with ‘em. The front cover proudly celebr...
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Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude f**kers on your level.
Well, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3d joke card. A very loud “hey!” o...
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With all due respect, please back dat ass up.
It’s Peachy is a cheeky 3D greeting card that celebrates the backside you love to make jiggle. The front cover says, “I love touching your butt”. The inside of the card continues, ...
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Oh, honey.
Give that sassy spitball the only thing they want more than to be cuddled...Some magical dick!!! As this dirty 3d greeting card is opened with the fervor of a thousand queens, you can hear a barbershop quartet singi...
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"You are a magical unicorn, and everyone else can go fuck themselves!"
Style No. BD52
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Give that bachelor the only thing better than a wife–a dark, humid room and fistful of singles.
The “live nudes” neon sign on the front cover of this 3d card lures any self-respecting heathen to open sesame. As they open your ...
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Give that motorboatin’ son-of-a-bitch a funny boner.
The outside of this naughty 3d boobs card hilariously illustrates six types of bare-chested titties - jugs, ta-ta’s, boobies, breasts, knockers and cans. When the tongue-dra...
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Toot! Toot! All aboard the laughter express, fueled 100% by your dads smelly farts.
Always wanted to call someone close to you an old fart, but can’t work up the nerve to do it? No worries, just let this old farter do it for y...
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Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3d dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “your package has arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card com...
